When I was walking down the street one bright and sunny day,
I came across a billboard and what to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,
the wind and rain had done its job and this is what I saw:
Smoke coca-cola cigarettes,
Chew Wrigley Spearmint beer,
And Kennel ration dog food makes
your wife's complexion clear.
So take your next vacation
in a brand new Frigidaire
and learn to play the piano
in Granny's underwear.
Simonize your baby
with a Hershey candy bar,
and Texaco's a beauty cream
that's used by all the stars.
Doctors say that babies
should smoke until they are three,
and people over sixty-five
should bathe in Lipton tea ......
WITH FLOW THRU TEA BAGS