Cast: Mother, Father, Child, scout staff with sprig of evergreen lashed to the top; materials to make snipping and sawing sounds (you can pre-record these on cassette tape.)
Mother is on stage, father and child out of sight.
Father tells child to go ask mother how the tree looks.
Child runs onstage and asks.
Mother peers through imaginary kitchen window, hints and says it needs more off this side.
Child runs off stage and repeats her directions. Sounds of sawing, snipping, etc.
Repeat several times, with mother pointing in different directions each time, father perhaps becoming impatient, and child becoming more and more tired. Finally many sounds of sawing and snipping.
Father marches on stage with staff, show it to mother and audience.
Father: Now is it right?!?