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Important Papers

Props: Chair, roll of toilet paper, blanket for cape, tinfoil crown, sheets of notepaper.

King: [seated] Sir Roger, bring me my important papers!

Roger: [enters with notepaper] Here you are, your Majesty.

King: Those are not my important papers. Go do something useful, like cleaning the moat!

Roger: [exits dejectedly]

King: [loudly] Sir Edward, bring me my important papers!

Edward: [enters with papers] Here you are, your Majesty.

King: NO, no, those are not my important papers! Get out of here, and slay a dragon or something.

Edward: [exits hastily]

King: [angrily] Sir Simon, fetch me my important papers!

Simon: [enters with papers] Here you are, your Kingship!

King: [angrily] No, you idiot. I want my important papers. Go and shine your armour!

Simon: [exits dejectedly]

King: Page, those Knights are useless, get me my important papers or it's off with your head!

Page: [enters with toilet paper] Here you are my Liege. King: [holding toilet paper] Ah, now those are my important papers!

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