One of those skits that may be inappropriate.
Cast: 4 Russians, 1 Person late for work
All actors come out one at a time, using Russian accents except the last person.
#1: (Comes out) I'm Russian!
#2: I'm Russian! Thank you! (Bows.)
#3: I'm Russian! Questions?
#4: I'm Russian!
#5: I'm late for work, and I'm rushin' too!