This Skit should be learned by all Cubs and Scouts in the event that they find themselves called on unexpectedly for a skit (Be Prepared), or in case some other Six or Patrol used their planned skit earlier in the same Campfire.
[The first boy enters and begins crying] [The second boy enters and walks up to the first]
#2: What's wrong?
[#1 whispers into #2's ear, and both start crying]
#3 [entering] Hey, what's wrong guys?
[#2 whispers into #3's ear, and all start crying]
(This continues until the entire Six or Patrol, but one, are in and crying)
LAST BOY: [entering, and loudly] OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, WHAT'S WRONG?
THE GROUP: [sobbingly] THEY STOLE OUR SKIT!