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Can't Pay the Rent

(In this skit, one person plays all three parts by changing the voice and by using a paper napkin as a mustache, hair bow, and bow tie, as the parts call for.)

Villain: [sound effect] Knock, knock, knock.

Girl: [very timid high pitched voice] Who is there? Villain: [fiercely] I've come for my rent!

Girl: [in despair] I can't pay the rent! I can't pay the rent!

Villain: [forcefully] You will pay the rent or I will throw you out into the cold.

Girl: [Looking around] OH, here comes my hero! Help, help, help.

Hero: [nobly] Unhand her you cad! Villain: I have a right to my rent.

Hero: I have the money from her father's will here! Now leave and do not return!

Girl: My hero, my hero! ..

Villain: [as he slinks off] Curses, foiled again!

 
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