CAST:         As many CUBS as you’d like (at least 6 recommended)
              One person designated as J.C. PENNEY.

PROPS:        Towel and one article of clothing for each character,

SETTING:      One boy on stage, another boy enters

1ST BOY:      Where did you get that hat?

2ND BOY:      I got it from J.C. PENNEY.

1ST BOY:      Where did you get that shirt?

3RD BOY:      I got it from J.C. PENNEY.

1ST BOY:      Where did you get those pants?

3RD BOY:      I got it from J.C. PENNEY.

(Boys continue to enter one at a time carrying an article of clothing and are asked by the
1ST BOY where they got it. They always answer “I got it from J.C. PENNEY.”)

J.C. PENNEY:  (Enters wrapped only in a towel - Remove shirt and wear pair of shorts under towel to
              look naked.
              I’m J.C. PENNEY, anyone seen my clothes?