CAST:    6 Cub Scouts as follows
         MA
         PA
         BOY
         SIS. All dressed as Hillbillies.
         2 CITY SLICKERS

PROPS:   Large cardboard car with handles on back.
         Log cabin.

SETTING: 2 City Slickers drive up in front of cabin and honk their horn.

MA:      (Hillbilly woman comes out of cabin.)
         Howdy! What yawl want?

DRIVER:  How do we get to Tulsa?”

MA:      I don’t rightly know, but I’ll ask my son.
         (Turns and yells into cabin.)
         Sonny, how do yawl get to Tulsey?

BOY:     (Boy comes out of cabin.)
         I don’t rightly know. I’ll ask Sis.
         (Turns and yells into cabin.)
         Sis! How do yawl get to Tulsey?

SIS:     (Comes out of cabin.)
         I don’t rightly know. I’ll ask Pa.
         (Turns and yells into cabin.)
         Pa! How do yawl get to Tulsey?

PA:      (Comes out of cabin.)
         Hmmmm, let me see now … well, I don’t rightly know how ya get to Tulsey.

RIDER:   Boy, you people sure are dumb. You don’t know anything do you?

PA:      Well, you see it’s this-a-way.. We may not be real smart, but we ain’t lost neither.