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The Rooster



We had some hens, no eggs would they lay,
We had some hens, no eggs would they lay.
My spouse said, "Honey, this isn't funny.
We're loosing money." No eggs would they lay.
One day a rooster came into our yard,
He caught those hens right off of their guard.

They're laying eggs now, just like they use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
They're laying eggs now, just like they use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.

We had a cow, no milk would she give, [Repeat.]
My spouse said, "Honey, this isn't funny.
We're loosing money." No milk would she give.
One that rooster came into our yard,
He caught the cow right off of her guard.

She giving eggnog, that's more than she use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
She giving eggnog, that's more than she use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.

We had a field, no crops would it grow . . . . We're raising eggplant . . . .

We had a dog, no pups did she have . . . . She's delivering pooched eggs . . . .

Me and my wife, no kids did we have . . . . We're raising egg heads . . . .

We had a gum machine, no gum would it give . . . . We're getting chiclets . . . .

We had a garden, no flowers would it grow . . . . We're growing chickweed . . . .

We had some fish, but they wouldn't grow . . . . We're raising tuna, it's the chicken of the sea . . . .

We had a car, but it wouldn't run . . . . We have a yolkswagen . . .

We had a comedian, no laughs could he get . . . . He's telling yokes now . . . .

We had a army, no battles did we win . . . . We're getting shelled now . . . .

We had a cannon, but it wouldn't fire . . . . We have no rooster . . . .

 


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