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Commercial Mix-up

[Tune: Farmer in the Dell]

Last night I watched TV, I saw my favorite show.
I heard this strange commercial, and I can't believe it's so.

Feed your dog Chiffon. Comet cures the cold.
Use S-O-S pads on your face to keep from looking old.

Mop your floors with Crest. Use Crisco on your tile.
Clean your teeth with Borateem, it leaves a shining smile.

For headaches take some Certs. Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue, it holds your hair in place.

Perhaps I am confused, I might not have it right.
But one thing that I'm certain of, I'll watch TV tonight!.


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