[Tune: Farmer in the Dell]
Last night I watched TV, I saw my favorite show.
I heard this strange commercial, and I can't believe it's so.
Feed your dog Chiffon. Comet cures the cold.
Use S-O-S pads on your face to keep from looking old.
Mop your floors with Crest. Use Crisco on your tile.
Clean your teeth with Borateem, it leaves a shining smile.
For headaches take some Certs. Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue, it holds your hair in place.
Perhaps I am confused, I might not have it right.
But one thing that I'm certain of, I'll watch TV tonight!.